Snippets

• Google is launching an online hard drive! This will be a good place for the Google's most dedicated gadget users to store their online girlfriends. It's also fortunate that they offer "infinite storage", because I bet those girls are fat.
• For some people, saying "No thanks, I don't want to be your sweetheart" with words alone is not enough.
• Change of plans, Mr. Durkie Allahbear. Spring Break Sudan is cancelled, we're going to Mexico instead.
• The Gulabi Gang: Kicking ass while wearing saris since 2005.

Fun Fact

Well, you've just severed your own penis. NOW WHAT??
No worries, you can just get it reattached. If you keep the severed part intact, especially if you refrigerate it, it'll be good for at least a couple days. A finger, on the other hand (ha), will only be good for about 12 hours unrefrigerated, although something like a nose, which has less muscle and more slowly metabolizing cartilage.

So don't panic. The first thing to do is to put your severed friend on ice, after sealing it in a plastic bag to prevent frostbite. Don't soak it in water, since this will make reattachment more difficult. Because blood vessels in a penis are bigger than those in, say, a finger, a penis is actually easier to reattach because it takes less meticulous resewing of the vessels. Occasionally, though, to avoid dangerously stretching blood vessels during reattachment, surgeons will just shorten the appendage itself.

Now that hurts.